joke of the day: Diagnosis - Pregnant
A young lady had just visited her doctor, and he informed新西兰|纽西兰|奥克兰|惠灵顿|基督城9 P& g; I% j( \/ T+ u
her that she was pregnant. The young lady had been married新西兰|纽西兰|奥克兰|惠灵顿|基督城3 E0 h* \* J* g, A# \" r% o) g
for ten years and had wanted a baby very badly. As she新西兰中文网，新西兰华人社区，提供新西兰每日新闻，酸甜苦辣，四海同心，房屋出租，招聘广场，交友征婚，留学移民 ，娱乐八卦, b) l# n+ F4 N+ I: q
sat on the bus, on her way home, she felt that she had
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next to her seemed as good as anyone to share the good
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"Sir," she said, "I just received the best news you新西兰中文网，新西兰华人社区，纽西兰，奥克兰，基督城，惠灵顿, I j7 s, y2 q/ A3 K7 \
could ever imagine. I have to share it with someone,
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7 l9 I+ b+ v" \" F. Z) W新西兰中文网，新西兰华人社区，纽西兰，奥克兰，基督城，惠灵顿She told him the news that the doctor had told her about
& h. a9 L! H' j. ^7 y) V( _# A% zwww.chinese.net.nzbeing pregnant. The man shared her enthusiasm as he
6 C0 M6 V$ l5 R5 z7 i( I# x新西兰中文网，新西兰华人社区，提供新西兰每日新闻，酸甜苦辣，四海同心，房屋出租，招聘广场，交友征婚，留学移民 ，娱乐八卦shared his experience. He said he was a farmer, and
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of his hens had laid eggs. He was so happy, he added,: F8 \1 r9 w4 I0 q. u" S
"But confidentially, I changed cocks." www.chinese.net.nz, j* t: N5 l7 o( g' p+ l& F u$ Z
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The newly pregnant woman responded, "Confidentially,
\. N7 d7 }$ S% i新西兰中文网，新西兰华人社区，提供新西兰每日新闻，酸甜苦辣，四海同心，房屋出租，招聘广场，交友征婚，留学移民 ，娱乐八卦........me, too."
