joke: 4 Children
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a weeping wife and four children. Three of the children新西兰中文网论坛- M1 t8 j9 s" R' c
are tall, good looking and athletic; but, the fourthwww.chinese.net.nz* M d/ g {( G2 R
and youngest is an ugly runt.
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"Darling wife," the husband whispers, "assure me that
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truth before I die, I will forgive you if ..."
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breath: "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three."
