So this woman and her husband have this really bad fight.www.chinese.net.nz' h/ R* R3 ]4 }" l
He goes off to work the next day without talking to
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the afternoon, the doorbell rings. She goes to the
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The delivery guy says, "What's a matter lady?  You don't
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She replies, "Yeah, I like roses, but do you know whatwww.chinese.net.nz. n/ n* B7 o. r, t0 U, p* V9 z, e. w
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She answers, "It means for the next two weeks I'll bewww.chinese.net.nz4 p5 {, @' s: Y% C0 r4 C2 l
laying on my back with my legs in the air."
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He replies, "Geez, Lady, don't you have a vase???"

it is funny